Monday, October 31, 2022
Arts Grant Proposal
I am writing to request funding for a piece of performance art to be titled "Shells Returned". The seven year long project will involve my returning every seashell that I have ever collected to the precise place of collection. The piece will be in two parts, "Sorting" and "Returning". It is a companion piece to my "Books Returned", where I requested $500,000 dollars to return my overdue library books.
Part 1: Sorting: The largest part of this will be the sorting of sea shells and determining just where-in-the-hell I picked them up. This will be live-streamed for free on YouTube to fulfill underserved community outreach requirements.
Part 2: Returning: I will return the shells to the precise spots where they were collected. This will be performed for an audience of one (1): my wife, Jan. Expenses will include airfare, car rental, GPS system, accomodations, and meals.
Cost: 2.5 million dollars. To be fair, I have a lot of seashells, live in a landlocked state, and collected them for free.
Friday, October 28, 2022
Sunday, October 23, 2022
Fat-checking the president
Saturday, October 22, 2022
Friday, October 14, 2022
Are we Sor yet?
You can find a link to Fernando Sor's Op. 60 No. 18 here. Part of an occasional exploration of the opus.
Peg Leg Sam by request.
Tuesday, October 4, 2022
First ski
We took our first ski of the season today. It's not particularly early or late to be starting, but it felt good. The snow was much bett...
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A short video is here.
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Yesterday evening I went down to the woodshed to resupply my stock in the house. The usual gang of deer were in the yard, ignoring me and mu...
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Tomorrow afternoon I will enter the building that I have not entered since I left and will probably not enter again. I have not entered si...