Monday, October 31, 2022
Arts Grant Proposal
I am writing to request funding for a piece of performance art to be titled "Shells Returned". The seven year long project will involve my returning every seashell that I have ever collected to the precise place of collection. The piece will be in two parts, "Sorting" and "Returning". It is a companion piece to my "Books Returned", where I requested $500,000 dollars to return my overdue library books.
Part 1: Sorting: The largest part of this will be the sorting of sea shells and determining just where-in-the-hell I picked them up. This will be live-streamed for free on YouTube to fulfill underserved community outreach requirements.
Part 2: Returning: I will return the shells to the precise spots where they were collected. This will be performed for an audience of one (1): my wife, Jan. Expenses will include airfare, car rental, GPS system, accomodations, and meals.
Cost: 2.5 million dollars. To be fair, I have a lot of seashells, live in a landlocked state, and collected them for free.
Friday, October 28, 2022
Sunday, October 23, 2022
Fat-checking the president
Saturday, October 22, 2022
Friday, October 14, 2022
Are we Sor yet?
You can find a link to Fernando Sor's Op. 60 No. 18 here. Part of an occasional exploration of the opus.
Peg Leg Sam by request.
Tuesday, October 4, 2022
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A short video is here.
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Yesterday evening I went down to the woodshed to resupply my stock in the house. The usual gang of deer were in the yard, ignoring me and mu...
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Tomorrow afternoon I will enter the building that I have not entered since I left and will probably not enter again. I have not entered si...